The doctor is in

Hey guys...I forgot to holler back to a couple comments you sent while I was away:

Dear Depressed over Discontinued Product,
So your favorite Lancome foundation is no longer for the world, huh? As I'm one of the few people who can understand this pain, you've come to the right person. There's a wonderful makeup company called Three Custom Color Specialists (3C) that can reproduce any and all of your favorite defunct shades. The geniuses at 3C can also custom-blend makeup--lipsticks, foundations, concealers, blush, glosses, everything--to perfectly match your exact skin tone. Hot, huh?
xoxo,
Tia

Dear Should I Beat Down or Have my GIrls Beat Down the Chick that Stepped to Me,
Honey. No matter what Brooke Valentine says, a true lady never, ever participates in girlfights. Who cares if your so-called girls think you're a wimp? Feel bad for them for thinking the only way to solve a disagreement is to behave like Foxy Brown (who wants that kind of bad press?). "Acting hood" is not cool, cute, or smart...its ignorant. I know this point seems "whatever" when you're in the face of peer pressure and a neck-rolling b&*#h, but remember this: Our ancestors spent centuries fighting against oppressors so we could do simple things like, well, enjoy a public restroom without fearing a lynching. Turning against each other is the wackest payback, ever.
xoxo,
Tia

Got it? Now go get your custom-blended foundation and peaceful problem-solving on.